A Lemon Green Picanto

Hello there, this is the second piece in my February challenge. Thanks for reading the previous story and involving yourself. I wish I could put in a key to explain stuff but I think you will figure it out, I trust you. Also some parts are in pidgin, so if you don't get it, ask a Ghanaian or Nigerian or use a pidgin dictionary. Vim.

Aah, I thought you said you will never write again, Jacob asked?

But you know I can "Never Stop, Never Settle". After all you told me that the publishers said I should Keep Moving, We’ll Handle the Fuel".

Anyways, that’s true, so dem talk, "San Simon", fisher of words. So charley how Saturday go?

You mean the day, the date, the "Dark and Lovely"girl, or the things after?

Eii bad man, you see "Your Life in Colours". You tell me everything.

Okay but charley, do wild then order the Uber "For Us".

Oh yh, but shawn dey talk like "3y3 Free", NCNC things.

Jacob, a get "1 Cedis P3".

Hahaha, abi you take your money all "Unleash Your Riding Passion"for Saturday.

Nanka, as a get I had to "Munch into Happiness", like a "Win Gold". So Saturday, she call me morning that she’s on the way, just got to the Unity Oil bus and I was make you no worry, "I Dey for You". Then I went on to search for some juice, "Triple Distilled, Twice as Smooth", abi you know. Start dey clean ma place, sent her a picture claiming it’s her best "Destination in Accra".

Eii, nagger, you then format.

Oh yh, within some minutes, she catch ma side, "Self Drive" Tesla saff isn’t that fast. The way ma eye get. Then a get some jollof for the fridge but she bring "More Jollof". Apparently she then ein mommy cook, vim, "Mom Knows Best"indeed.

We dey chat, she said she wanted to "Do Bigger Things" because the "Charity Driven Water" business isn’t paying that much and she got bills.  She wants something lucrative but still with a good cause like "Good Energy"or some "Advanced Nutrition Just for Men" pills, her friend introduced her to. I told her to contact you, because you are "Open to Everyone"with right skills and working habits.

Aah, but when did I become a recruiting agency offering jobs and opportunities to folks?

Sia, your English come, I know that with you, she will be fine and isn’t your company motto, "Benefits Are Guaranteed" and your products, "Proudly Made in Ghana". Lemme continue the story, so after the jollof, we rock some fifa. Charley the girl be guy, she get chance naah, she "Go Kick, Score", just like that. Got me wondering if I should "Rethink Your Style"cuz I was losing badly.

Bruh, bruh, see all this story you dey tell no be ma concern, you do things?

Hahaha, nanka. You no see ein status that evening. We even had a chat about it. Lemme show it to you.

Opens chat , it read , I never knew that one person could show me the meaning of "More Power, More Speed, More Work Done".That’s how I made you feel? Yes dear, it was amazing, we should do it again soon, maybe this time we go see a movie first? Sure, I’m game.

Charley details…

Herh, Jacob. Jacob, your phone, been ringing for a while.

Yeah, ano hear saf, it’s the Uber, aah we can finish up in the car. Lemme confirm and let’s head out.

They head out to and see the Uber. It’s "A Lemon Green Picanto".

Aah well beats than nothing, charley make we go.